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Monday, February 7, 11:25 PM

Unidentified Caller: Radio check on zone ten.

Dispatcher: Clear.

Unidentified Caller: Radio check on zone ten.

Dispatcher: Sounds like a good radio.

Unidentified Caller number two: Sounds like a parrot repeating.

Unidentified Caller Number one: Radio check.

Dispatcher: 1002, sounds like a good radio.

Unidentified Caller number two: It's his voice.

Wednesday, February 9, 4:20 PM

Dispatcher: 2531? As ridiculous as it is, they tell us to send a car, we'll send 'em. Do what you want, 5500 block of Crystal, the snowball throwers.

2531: Ten-four.

Dispatcher: A disturbance, 2100 block of Kilbourn. This is basically just a coffee ticket--schoolkids throwin' snowballs and runnin' up and down the street.

2547: Oh my God.

Dispatcher: Yeah, terrible, isn't it?

Thursday, February 10, 11:20 PM

1744: 31-- west on Irving, taxicab driver with people that don't want to pay.

Dispatcher: I'm sure you'll convince them.

1744: We'll be goin' in to Casual Corner lounge.

Dispatcher: Oh, have fun over there. You want help over there?

1744: One car, no?

Dispatcher: We'll get you one.

1702: 2. We're not far away.

Dispatcher: Get you to go over there with them.

Unidentified Caller: You don't need any [garbled].

Unidentified Caller number two: But he might break his finger again.

Unidentified caller number three: If somebody kicks him in the ass.

Friday, February 11, 12:15 AM

Dispatcher: 1911?

1911: 11.

Dispatcher: Are you in the P---- household at this time?

1911: Ten-four.

Dispatcher: Is there a kid about eight or nine?

1911: Yeah, we're talkin' to him now.

Dispatcher: Smack him and make him go to bed, 'cause they just hung up from the phone--called back again, same thing about mama wants to commit suicide.

1911: Ten-four.

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