Tuesday, March 7, 12:25 AM
Unidentified caller: I thought she said she was saving herself for later.
Dispatcher: That's exactly what she said.
Unidentified caller: Well, I wish I could have been there.
Dispatcher: You know what? It's not too late.
Unidentified caller number two: I wish I was a dispatcher.
Dispatcher: What really are you?
Unidentified caller number two: [silence]
Dispatcher: Hey, you marchin' in the Saint Patrick's Day parade too Sunday?
Unidentified caller number two: Can't drink and march.
Tuesday, March 7, 10:50 PM
Dispatcher: OK, Marquette-42.
1042: Yes sir, we assisted 2513 and you can dupe this job to him, he's gonna finish it up. He believes Stash is gonna have to give a specimen.
Dispatcher: I hate it when that happens. Are you thinkin' about lunch yet, or have you dined already?
1042: Listen to this, man. I'm goin' on a diet. And I'm gonna take my half hour in a while. Whatta you got?
Dispatcher: Oh, the cab of life hit ya square between the eyes, or what?
1042: No, my clothes are startin' not to fit. I'm too cheap to buy new ones.
Dispatcher: You mean you're not spendin' that uniform allowance for clothes?
Unidentified caller: Buyin' Serbian liquor.
Tuesday, March 7, 11:00 PM
Dispatcher: 1045, if you would, I got a fire--23-- Trumbull. Somebody who couldn't make a car payment, I guess.
1045: OK, we're comin' from the north end.
Dispatcher: It'll be out by the time you get there. 1147?
1147: Make it a 19-Paul at Bethany. They
don't want a report. They said they won the fight.
Dispatcher: There ya go.
Unidentified caller: Drop the chalupa.
Tuesday, March 7, 11:05 PM
Dispatcher: I've heard you have a talent for this--on a domestic, 18-- Harding, see the basement.
1042: That's me. I can save the marriage
or I have the authority to dissolve it on the spot.
Unidentified caller: After they look at him, it dissolves.