Dear Reader,
In regards to the "Chicago Antisocial": get the overgrown teenage brat with a persecution complex off the presses. Why not recruit someone who is less anti-anti, someone who is really down with Chicago?
Take the bitch goggles off, Liz. Your column is a glaring camel toe in the crotch of the reader.
Sincerely gonna spit,
The Chicago Prosocial
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