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- "You need to find a way to build some play into your life."
Q: I'm a heteroflexible married cis woman in my 40s. I'm also a POS cheater and a catfish. I really fucked up. One year ago, I met an older man in an online fetish forum. He sent me an unsolicited PM, and we have talked for hours every day since then. My husband, whom I've been married to for more than 20 years, does not know that I am having an emotional affair. I have no intention of telling my husband what I've done. I have been honest with my online boyfriend about everything except my name, my age, and the fact that I have a husband. (I know those are all really big things to lie about.) My boyfriend lied to me early on about his name, age, and relationship status, but came clean out of guilt. So I had the opportunity to say that I lied too, but I didn't take it. I know what I'm doing is wrong. My husband would be very hurt if he knew. And my boyfriend, who wants to make a life together, would be very hurt as well. I'm in love with both men, but I'm not leaving my husband. I know the only right thing to do is break things off with my boyfriend. I've tried multiple times: I've told him that he is better off without me, that I’m a bad person, and that he shouldn’t trust me. Each time, he convinces me to stay. We have not been physical. We have never even been in the same room, much to his dismay. I have thought about telling him the truth, but I am worried about my safety, and I do not want to hurt him any worse than I already have. Plus, I'm a fucking coward. I am in treatment for PTSD. My therapist believes that my actions are a coping mechanism, i.e., it is easier to pretend to be someone else than it is to be me. I don’t think she's wrong, but I also don't think it excuses what I've done. How do I end this relationship without doing any more damage to my two partners? —Conning And Tricking For Intensely Selfish Haven
A: Far be it from me to question your therapist's assessment—she's spoken with you on multiple occasions, and her insights are doubtless more informed—but I think her framing falls short.
She describes your actions as a coping mechanism: You told a stranger lies and abused your husband's trust to escape your miserable life. If you weren't so fucking miserable—if other people and/or circumstances hadn't conspired to make you so fucking miserable—you wouldn't have done this. You wouldn't be doing this still. But despite your therapist's efforts to help you down off that hook, CATFISH, you seem determined to hang there. She’s offering you absolution, in whole or in part, while you stand around flagellating yourself ("POS cheater," "fucking coward," "bad person," etc.).
Personally, I think you're entitled to your feelings. Go ahead and feel terrible. You did a bad thing. It's not the worst thing someone's ever done online, and most people know not to take what a stranger tells them on the internet at face value. But if feeling terrible doesn't motivate you to make changes . . . well, it's not for me to question your sincerity. But some people think it's okay to do terrible things so long as they have the decency to feel terrible about having done them. If you’re not one of those people—if you actually feel bad—doing something about it and learning something from it will alleviate your misery.
Here's what you need to do: End things with your boyfriend. Write him an e-mail, tell him the truth about your age, marital status, and unavailability. Don’t share your real name with him; you're under no obligation to do so, and if he turns out to be the vindictive type, CATFISH, you don't want him to have your real identity. Apologize for not coming clean when he did—he lied to you too at the start—and thank him for the pleasure of his virtual company and the joy he brought to your life. Then block him.
Here's what you need to learn: You didn't do this because you're miserable—or you didn't do it just because you're miserable. You did this because it was fun. We call it "play" when children pretend to be someone or something they're not; child's play is also, yes, a coping mechanism. Vulnerable children pretend to be big and powerful superheroes and/or monsters to cope with and momentarily escape their relative powerlessness. And nothing makes a child's playful fantasy feel more real than a good friend who plays along.
Most adults don’t make time for play—most of us aren’t LARPers or kinksters—but even adults need play, and some adults need play more than others. You found a space where you could play (that online fetish forum), and you found a playmate who helped make your fantasies feel real (a guy you’ve never actually met and who could still be lying to you about all sorts of things). It got out of hand when arousal, orgasms, oxytocin, and promises you couldn't keep got stirred into the mix. The play made you feel better at first, but the dishonesty and stress of deceiving two people eventually wiped out the benefits you were getting.
You need to find a way to build some play into your life, sexual and/or nonsexual, that doesn't require you to lie or hide. It would be great if you could do that with your husband, CATFISH, but if he’s not willing or able to play with you, get his okay to play on your own.
Q:I am a 70-year-old straight woman, and I haven't been in an intimate relationship for seven years. I feel deprived of physical contact, but I also have some obstacles to pursuing intimacy at this point in my life. My vagina is seriously out of shape. In fact, it was a challenge to have sex with my last partner, because he was rather well-endowed. I had to work up to it, but it finally worked. My libido is on the low side, but it still flares up now and then. I also have herpes, plus I'm taking an antidepressant that makes it hard for me to orgasm. But even with all that, I’ve enjoyed sex in the past. Would it make sense for me to look for a man who may also have some sexual issues and/or be willing to work with/around mine? Someone who enjoys all the other aspects of sexual intimacy besides penis in vagina? How would I find such a man? I’m not necessarily just looking for sex—a compatible companion would be great. —Need Fresh Input
A: "NFI can have it all—sex, companionship, orgasms," said Joan Price, author of Naked at Our Age and The Ultimate Guide to Sex After 50. "She just needs to find someone who realizes that partnered sex does not have to mean PIV."
Your best bet for finding a man these days? Dating apps and websites, including dating apps for seniors. And don’t be shy about taking PIV off the menu, NFI, at least at the start.
"As we age, many of us find non-penetrative sex with hands, mouth, and vibrator more comfortable, sexier, and an easier path to orgasm," said Price. "And that includes men with erectile difficulties or decreased sensation. In her discussions with a potential new partner, NFI should explain that she'd like to get sexual in stages—and then explore and delight each other sexually, including orgasms, without PIV as the goal. But if she might enjoy PIV in the future, she should keep her vagina active with solo sex including a dildo or penetrative vibrator. Don't wait until the right penis comes along.”
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