Q Recently, I celebrated my first year of marriage to the most amazing man. When we first began dating, he told me that he enjoys open sexuality and wants swinging to be part of any partnership he's in. I regard myself as free-spirited and agreed to explore this with him. We delayed experimentation because I had a stressful job and I wanted to spend my limited free time with him instead of having multiple partners. My work situation changed, and we have since had about a dozen experiences in the past year.
I've discovered that these situations are not a turn-on for me—in fact, they're a turnoff. I feel resentful after these episodes, and I don't feel like having sex for days. We've discussed this at length and have been seeing a counselor. Recently we had a civil discussion wherein we talked about the possibility of him having these sexual experiences without me, since I don't find them compelling. This idea appealed to him. He proposed going to a sex party alone that very night.
Ever since then, I've been crushed by the prospect of my husband having a sex life outside of our relationship. Having a healthy sexual relationship with him is enough for me. He makes a good point that he's been straight about his desire for this lifestyle since day one, but I'm still frustrated and horrified that my husband needs to have sex outside of our marriage. I can't help but feel hurt that I alone am not enough for him.
I'd appreciate your straight, honest feedback on this. —Sex Best One-on-One
A Straight, honest feedback: you are an idiot. Your husband informed you in advance about his preferences; you knew going in that your husband could never be satisfied in a marriage that didn't involve "open sexuality" and swinging. Don't come crying to me now because the man you married actually wants to have sex with other people. You knew that before you married him, SBOOO, because he fucking told you so.
You're unlikely to encounter a marriage counselor who'll take your husband's side (nonmonogamy? boo!) over yours (monogamy? yay!), SBOOO, so I'm going to come to his defense aggressively. You're never going to convince your husband that one-on-one ought to be enough for him. Sorry. You're also going to have a hard time convincing him that you didn't deceive him in the run-up to this marriage. When he told you that monogamy was a deal breaker, SBOOO, you indicated that you were "free-spirited" and willing to "explore." But, alas, circumstances beyond your control prevented you from embarking on any explorations until after the wedding, and only then did you discover that your husband's sexual interests both frustrate and horrify you.
Because if you'd been a little less stressed at work, SBOOO, maybe you could've made time for a little swinging before the wedding. Then you might've learned that nonmonogamy wasn't for you and been able to give this amazing man that information before he married you. Oh, but your work schedule didn't allow for premarital exploration, and now this amazing man has to decide whether to go through the hell of a divorce—knowing full well that he will be seen as the bad guy by all your relatives, friends, and 99.99 percent of marriage counselors—or give in to your emotional and sexual blackmail.
Want more evidence that you weren't negotiating with your husband in good faith before the wedding, SBOOO? How about this: you aren't negotiating with him in good faith now. So you recently had a "civil discussion" with him about the possibility of his going to sex parties alone, but then you were crushed when he wanted to take you up on this proposed compromise. So once again he wants to fuck around, once again you agree to his fucking around in principle, once again he proposes fucking around in earnest, and once again you lose your shit—only this time you go boohooing to an advice columnist and not a marriage counselor.
Sorry, SBOOO, you picked the wrong adviser. You want and always wanted a monogamous commitment—free spirit, my ass. Your husband didn't and doesn't. Don't drag this out. You are—surprise!—sexually incompatible. Divorce. Get it over with.
Q I'm in my 20s and have a loving girlfriend. We have phenomenal sex, but I love anal and she doesn't. We've done it many times, but it's always painful for her, and that makes it less enjoyable for me. Now every time I bring it up, she's against it. —Off the Pot
A Taking less enjoyment in anal sex when it causes your partner pain—you are a gentleman, OTP. But chivalry requires more of you, I'm afraid: Your girlfriend tried it and doesn't like it, and you can't expect her to keep doing it. If you can't live without the butt, break up with the girlfriend. If you can't live without the girlfriend, break up with the butt.
Q I'm a male with submissive tendencies, and my wife decides when I get to orgasm. We have sex regularly, but she only lets me ejaculate occasionally. She finds that I'm more attentive to her now that we're doing "orgasm denial," and I get to scratch my submissive itch. Ain't life grand?
Here's my question: I enjoy pushing the limits, and I've gone as long as six weeks without release. (We use a CB-6000 chastity cage on my cock so I won't succumb in a moment of weakness.) But I'm a little concerned about the effects on my prostate. I've read that recent studies showed that frequent ejaculation reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Am I putting myself at greater risk by ejaculating so infrequently? —Loving Orgasms and Denial Every Day
A Two orgasm-denial questions in two weeks—it's officially a trend! Can a Good Morning America segment be far behind?
"We still have very little idea what might cause or prevent prostate cancer," says Dr. Barak Gaster, associate professor of medicine at the University of Washington and our resident medical expert. "There are some clues—red meat, probably bad; vegetables, probably good; vitamin E probably not helpful—but we're really still in the dark." And while most studies have shown frequent ejaculation to be good for prostate health, one recent study out of the UK showed the exact opposite.
So what should you do? Rely on the best available study, advises Gaster. "[That study] followed U.S. men for eight years and found that those with the most ejaculations per month (more than 20) had a 30 percent lower risk of prostate cancer compared to those who were having fewer per month." But there is good news in the study for you, LOADED: "The 5 percent of men who reported having zero to three per month appeared to have a lower risk for prostate cancer as well," says Gaster. "The caveat is that this group was too small to make definite conclusions about them. But it looks like coming more than 20 times a month could be good for you in terms of prostate cancer, but it's unlikely that coming very little is necessarily bad for you compared to coming once or twice a week."
So ejaculate frequently, guys, or ejaculate rarely, because it would appear that moderation is no virtue in pursuit of prostate health.