When: Sat., Jan. 12, 12 p.m. 2013
As America prepares to spend a Sunday in February drinking beer and watching steroid-injected gargantuans manhandle each other down in the Bayou, Schubas invites teams of four to spend a Saturday in their parking lot drinking beer and heaving steroid-injected frozen turkeys down tarp lanes and into bowling pins at their Second Annual Turkey Bowl. Why throw turkeys at bowling pins? For a shot at the championships at Murphy's Bleachers on February 2, to win bowling swag from Schlitz, and because it's fun. It's probably fun, right? Space is limited; e-mail email@example.com to sign up.