The critics' apotheosis of Liz Phair is so tedious. It's amazing to witness the power of a couple titty pics by a Winnetka chit singing the word "fuck." I wish just one of the sheep in print had the balls to say, "She's OK, but really, what's all the fuss about?" Bill Wyman's latest [Hitsville, August 5] almost reads like he is trying to get into her pants. Sucker. Yawn.