The Long Kiss Goodnight | Chicago Reader

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Geena Davis and her director-husband, Renny Harlin, crawled out from under the rubble of Cutthroat Island, which at the time was reported to be the costliest flop in Hollywood history, to make an even nastier action thriller, about a housewife with amnesia who discovers she's actually a trained government assassin (and apparently takes her orders directly from La femme Nikita). Frankly, if I had to see either Harlin-Davis movie again, I'd opt for the klutzy unpleasantness of Cutthroat Island over the efficient if equally stupid unpleasantness of this 1996 release, with its protracted torture sequences and its overall celebration of pain and injury (“You're gonna die screaming, and I'm gonna watch”). Still, if you haven't lived until you've heard Geena Davis say “Suck my dick,” New Line probably deserves your money. Shane Black is the credited writer, and Samuel L. Jackson costars; with Yvonne Zima and Craig Bierko.



  • Renny Harlin


  • Geena Davis
  • Samuel Jackson
  • Patrick Malahide
  • Craig Bierko
  • Brian Cox
  • David Morse
  • G.D. Spradlin
  • Tom Amandes
  • Yvonne Zima
  • Melina Kanakaredes
  • Alan North
  • Joseph McKenna


  • Shane Black


  • Renny Harlin
  • Stephanie Austin
  • Shane Black
  • Steve Tisch
  • Richard Saperstein
  • Michael De Luca

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