I've never regarded Stanley Donen's romantic thriller Charade (1963) as a classic, but at least it has Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, Walter Matthau, and Paris. Jonathan Demme's flat-footed remake has Mark Wahlberg, Thandie Newton, Tim Robbins, and Paris, none of them used very well. The various references to the French New Wave (appearances by Charles Aznavour, Anna Karina, and Agnes Varda, and a scene at Truffaut's grave site) don't help much either. But if Wahlberg in a beret is your idea of fun, don't let me get in your way (at least no one ever says “Ooh-la-la”). The script, adapted from Peter Stone's 1963 original, is by Demme, Steve Schmidt, “Peter Joshua” (Stone's pseudonym), and Jessica Bendinger. 104 min.