To the editors:
Regarding this so-called "battle of the bands" that has been raging in your letters column for the last month or more [March 30, April 20 and 27, and May 11].
I am not now in a band, nor have I ever been, but if I were, it would be the hardest hitting live rockabilly band in this town! Unless, of course, it were the coolest techno-synth-pop combo that ever played a club date.
I hope this clears up any confusion you may have had in this matter.
R.M. "Dutch" Schultz