Michael Patrick Flanagan, Freshman Congressman From Illinois:
Double-dare bet from buddies to run
Map of Fifth Congressional District
My script for neighborhood canvassing
Computer darts game
How I spent my 1993 earnings ($8,800)
How I plan to spend my House salary ($133,600)
Mileage records for dad's Nissan
Scanned photos of the Gipper
Plot summaries of Agatha Christie novels
Copy of Contract With America
Rosty's 17 indictments
My NRA application
Relatives I could stay with in D.C.
Bowling team roster
Dirt on Rich Roeper
Names of powerless, unknown committees I'll be assigned to
List of '96 Democratic challengers
Steve Albini, Chicago's Most Important Rocker:
List of bands I've recorded
"You're a Fucking Idiot, That's Why"--memoirs in progress
Shellac tour schedule
"Great Thoughts of Bill Wyman"
My published zine articles
List of hype-happy, b.s., insubstantial bands from Chicago
My Mensa application
Indie label database
Scans of brain-splattered photos from Headache EP cover
List of people who hate me 1980-1987
List of people who hate me 1988-present
The good version of "In Utero"
Locations of good pool halls
Future band names even more offensive than "Rapeman"
Art accompanying story in printed newspaper (not available in this archive): photos/Charles Eshelman, Cynthia Howe; photo manipulation/Albert Richardson.