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Whine and Cheez



Whine and Cheez

The following occurred at "Mr. Beef" on Orleans....

Mr. Beef Guy: Whadya want?

My Friend Pat: I'll take a hotdog and fries.

MBG: You want a coke with that?

MFP: No, thanks. Can I just get a water?

MBG: Water? (PAUSES, LOOKS AROUND IN THAT TOUGH-ROBERT-DENIRO SORT OF WAY) You want WATER?! Go down to the f______ lake!

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